Happy 1st birthday, Millie
Ray Smuckles, on how bad his sex life has become.
The power adapter to my wife’s Powerbook has been flaking out, so I
went to the Apple Store on Michigan Avenue to buy a new one. I walked
in, looked around, and told one of the two men by the door what I
wanted. He led me upstairs, pulled the part off the shelf, and as we
were headed back down the stairs, he told me that if I had photo ID, I
could pay with a credit card right there, and have my receipt e-mailed
to me. This was very handy, as I was in a hurry.
I think this is the first time that such a mundane errand left me muttering “wow, that was cool.”
No, seriously, test the microwave pain beam on yourself first, jackhole:
“If we’re not willing to use it here against our fellow citizens, then we should not be willing to use it in a wartime situation,” said Wynne. “(Because) if I hit somebody with a nonlethal weapon and they claim that it injured them in a way that was not intended, I think that I would be vilified in the world press.”
Via boingboing.
Update: Apparently this paragraph was taken out of context by AP. Quote in context below the fold. My apologies to all involved, especially Sec. Wynne.
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