Phriendly Phil’s Velociraptor Pharm n’ Pettin’ Zoo

If you are the type to go around insulting random strangers, it is likely that one of them is going to sock you on the nose. Make no mistake; this would be wrong, and the person who assaulted you should be penalized.

Don’t think, however, that you’ll find a sympathetic ear in me; “he wouldn’t have hit you if you hadn’t been such an asshole” would be my likely response.

I know a guy who is a Mormon, and he tells me stories about protests in California over his church’s role in helping pass Proposition 8. If the stories are to be believed, some of the protestors have crossed the line into tresspass, and even assault.  Make no mistake, this behavior is wrong, and the people doing it should be penalized.

I just don’t want to hear any complaints about it.  They wouldn’t be doing this if the Mormons hadn’t been such assholes on this issue.

No, I didn’t kill him. I did remember how inconvenient the old “run as close to owner as possible without getting caught” game can be.

His punishment: the cold shoulder from me for ten minutes. He hates that, especially when Roxy gets attention.

Roxy is the little gal further from the camera; Jet is the big boy closer.