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	<title>Phriendly Phil&#039;s Velociraptor Pharm n&#039; Pettin&#039; Zoo &#187; Funny!</title>
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		<title>Parental Controls, old-school</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Dec 2010 23:14:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phillip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lori was upstairs having a nap; I was in the living room on the desktop computer.  Jasper was in the kitchen playing Minecraft on my laptop, and Millie was streaming shows off of Netflix, when I heard the word &#8220;crap&#8221; in a familiar voice. A trip into the family room confirmed &#8212; Millie had stumbled [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bigscary.com&#038;blog=13100888&#038;post=392&#038;subd=bigscary&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lori was upstairs having a nap; I was in the living room on the desktop computer.  Jasper was in the kitchen playing Minecraft on my laptop, and Millie was streaming shows off of Netflix, when I heard the word &#8220;crap&#8221; in a familiar voice.</p>
<p>A trip into the family room confirmed &#8212; Millie had stumbled on to the South Park Christmas special featuring Mr. Hankey.  Yeah, I put a stop to that pretty quickly, and am keeping a sharper ear open.</p>
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		<title>Another oldie but goody</title>
		<link>http://bigscary.com/2009/03/17/another-oldie-but-goody/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:13:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phillip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seanbaby&#8217;s Super Friends Page &#8211; Lex Luthor Lex Luthor had cameras everywhere. It didn&#8217;t matter if Jayna was on the toilet or if Superman was 3 galaxies away enjoying a bowl of cereal, Lex Luthor could put it up on the big screen if he wanted. Sometimes, if you were too lucid while you were [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bigscary.com&#038;blog=13100888&#038;post=197&#038;subd=bigscary&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.seanbaby.com/superfriends/luthor.htm">Seanbaby&#8217;s Super Friends Page &#8211; Lex Luthor</a></p>
<blockquote><p>Lex Luthor had cameras everywhere. It didn&#8217;t matter if Jayna was on the toilet or if Superman was 3 galaxies away enjoying a bowl of cereal, Lex Luthor could put it up on the big screen if he wanted. Sometimes, if you were too lucid while you were watching the show, you&#8217;d notice, but most times you didn&#8217;t care that Luthor was watching a tight closeup of a couple Super Friends fixing a satellite. Luthor had to have had the hugest collection of blackmail tapes. His tapes at home are probably labelled &#8220;French Ambassador with Transvestite Hooker,&#8221; &#8220;Prime Minister Eating what he Found in his Nose,&#8221; and &#8220;Monkey Fucking Dog.&#8221; Why did he go through with all the complicated mind control bullshit when he could have quietly extorted money from every country&#8217;s government without the Super Friends even knowing? And if they did find out, just threaten to release the tapes of Wendy and Cyborg&#8217;s Titanium Pleasure Arm.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Ah, Wikipedia!</title>
		<link>http://bigscary.com/2008/12/04/ah-wikipedia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:48:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phillip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chuck D From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia For the 19th century naturalist of the same name, see Charles Darwin. For what it&#8217;s worth, I left it in.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bigscary.com&#038;blog=13100888&#038;post=185&#038;subd=bigscary&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><big><big><big><strong>Chuck D</strong></big></big></big><br />
<h3 id="siteSub">From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</h3>
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<div class="dablink"><i>For the 19th century naturalist of the same name, see <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Darwin" title="Charles Darwin">Charles Darwin</a>.</i></div>
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<p>For what it&#8217;s worth, I left it in.</p>
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		<title>Bigger and Russianer</title>
		<link>http://bigscary.com/2008/08/28/bigger-and-russianer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:17:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phillip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Commie zombies! http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1223566&#038;server=vimeo.com&#038;show_title=1&#038;show_byline=1&#038;show_portrait=0&#038;color=&#038;fullscreen=1 GORBACHOV: THE MUSIC VIDEO &#8211; BIGGER AND RUSSIANER from Tom Stern on Vimeo.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bigscary.com&#038;blog=13100888&#038;post=149&#038;subd=bigscary&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Commie zombies!</p>
<div class="youtube-video"><a href="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1223566&#038;server=vimeo.com&#038;show_title=1&#038;show_byline=1&#038;show_portrait=0&#038;color=&#038;fullscreen=1">http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1223566&#038;server=vimeo.com&#038;show_title=1&#038;show_byline=1&#038;show_portrait=0&#038;color=&#038;fullscreen=1</a></div>
<p><a href="http://vimeo.com/1223566?pg=embed&amp;sec=1223566">GORBACHOV: THE MUSIC VIDEO &#8211; BIGGER AND RUSSIANER</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user557992?pg=embed&amp;sec=1223566">Tom Stern</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com?pg=embed&amp;sec=1223566">Vimeo</a>.</p>
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		<title>Hahaha</title>
		<link>http://bigscary.com/2008/08/07/hahaha/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:19:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phillip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Without further comment: Thanks to Thoreau at Unqualified Offerings.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bigscary.com&#038;blog=13100888&#038;post=146&#038;subd=bigscary&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Without further comment:</p>
<p><img src="http://bigscary.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/4e2dm81.jpg?w=450" /></p>
<p>Thanks to Thoreau at <a href="http://highclearing.com/">Unqualified Offerings</a>.</p>
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		<title>I didn&#039;t want to believe it&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://bigscary.com/2008/06/07/i-didnt-want-to-believe-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 19:13:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phillip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Michelle Obama &#8220;Whitey&#8221; video: http://www.youtube.com/v/aZi6U811hxE&#038;hl=en<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bigscary.com&#038;blog=13100888&#038;post=126&#038;subd=bigscary&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Michelle Obama &#8220;Whitey&#8221; video:</p>
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		<title>Pride of Parenthood</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 21:33:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phillip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last weekend I cut down some old yews that were becoming overgrown near our deck. Today I dragged the carcasses to the burn pile. My 4-year-old son is going through a particularly helpful phase, and dragged a lot of this wood to the pile with me. Later, as naptime approached, I flashed the fingers of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bigscary.com&#038;blog=13100888&#038;post=106&#038;subd=bigscary&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last weekend I cut down some old yews that were becoming overgrown near our deck.</p>
<p>Today I dragged the carcasses to the burn pile.  My 4-year-old son is going through a particularly helpful phase, and dragged a lot of this wood to the pile with me.</p>
<p>Later, as naptime approached, I flashed the fingers of both hands at him, telling him that he had &#8220;this many minutes&#8221; left to play before his nap.</p>
<p>&#8220;And then this many?&#8221; he said, showing me the fingers of his left hand.</p>
<p>&#8220;No, this many,&#8221; I said, repeating the original offer.</p>
<p>&#8220;I helped you lots today,&#8221; he said.</p>
<p>&#8220;You stinker,&#8221; I laughed, &#8220;you&#8217;re calling in a favor on me!&#8221;</p>
<p>I gave him fifteen, and then some.</p>
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		<title>Poetry time!</title>
		<link>http://bigscary.com/2008/05/01/poetry-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 16:36:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phillip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A masterpiece on Gamers with Jobs: This is just to say I&#8217;m sorry that Iunloaded a whole clipof 10mm JHP Into youIanDogmeatand Tycho Forgive me.I am not yet used toHow this SMG vibratesAnd you guys were in the way<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bigscary.com&#038;blog=13100888&#038;post=105&#038;subd=bigscary&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A <a href="http://www.gamerswithjobs.com/node/38915#comment-842683">masterpiece </a>on Gamers with Jobs:</p>
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<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">This is just to say</span></p>
<p>I&#8217;m sorry that I<br />unloaded a whole clip<br />of 10mm JHP</p>
<p>Into you<br />Ian<br />Dogmeat<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">and</span> Tycho</p>
<p>Forgive me.<br />I am not yet used to<br />How this SMG vibrates<br />And you guys were in the way</p>
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		<title>I hope this isn&#039;t a command&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://bigscary.com/2008/02/14/i-hope-this-isnt-a-command/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:55:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phillip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;because I didn&#8217;t. Photographed last spring in Union Station.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bigscary.com&#038;blog=13100888&#038;post=74&#038;subd=bigscary&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;because I didn&#8217;t.</p>
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<p>Photographed last spring in Union Station.</p>
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		<title>Mr. Red</title>
		<link>http://bigscary.com/2007/12/06/pulp-express/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:31:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phillip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So here I am watching The Polar Express with the kids; we&#8217;ve just gotten past the point where the boy says &#8220;I believe,&#8221; then Santa shows up and asks &#8220;What was that you said?&#8221; It took manful effort not to say &#8220;you heard me just fine, Fatso&#8221; at the screen. (Note: I failed to resist [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bigscary.com&#038;blog=13100888&#038;post=57&#038;subd=bigscary&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So here I am watching <em>The Polar Express</em> with the kids; we&#8217;ve just gotten past the point where the boy says &#8220;I believe,&#8221; then Santa shows up and asks &#8220;What was that you said?&#8221;</p>
<p>It took manful effort not to say &#8220;you heard me just fine, Fatso&#8221; at the screen. <em>(Note: I failed to resist on a later viewing, drawing a sharp glance from Lori.)</em></p>
<p>I&#8217;ve seen too many Tarantino flicks.</p>
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